By Anon
The charming Eric Schmidt, Executive Chairman of Google, meets me at Amrein’s Seehof Stubli, in Davos.
We order the brisket and a bottle of Lavaux Grand Cru Dezaley Hauts de Pierre Domaine Blaise Duboux 2012.
Davos gives Eric a chance to meet some of the Jewish folks who run the world, such as George Soros, Lloyd Blankfein, Jamie Dimon and Kack Lew.
Israel likes Eric.
I say to Eric that: “I assume he is not related to Ernst Schmidt who is famous for having slept with Hitler.”
Eric smiles and takes a sip of wine.
Ernst Schmidt, Max Amann & Adolf Hitler
Eric is a member of the Bilderberg Group
The Mail on Sunday reminded us that Eric, “the unlikely sex symbol with thinning hair and pockmarked skin”, has had a string of affairs with younger women.
I ask Eric if he has ever met any of the people in Jeffrey Epstein’s Black Book?
It turns out that he has met Prince Andrew.
I ask Eric about his statement that the ‘internet, as we know it, will disappear’.
What we are going to get, says Eric, is ‘a highly personalized’ experience.
Eric explains: “You want the news?
“Your computer device will give you the news that suits your interests.
“You won’t be bogged down with a lot of nonsense about Prince Andrew.
“You’ll get fascinating stories about the Holocaust, or about the philanthropic activities of Jeffrey Epstein.”
(The above is fiction)