LUNCH WITH THE BOSS OF MI6

I meet C at Les Garcons Gais restaurant in London.

C is better known as Sir Kim Blunt, the boss of MI6.

“No bodyguards?” I ask.

“No, this restaurant is quite safe. All the staff here work for us,” explains C. “And in any case I am merely the frontman for our organisation.”

C orders freshly slaughtered kid from North Wales and I order L´assiette de porc de Kincora.

C explains that he was recruited to MI6 while at university and that he was later picked by a certain Jewish Foreign Secretary to become head of MI6.

Benjamin Britten worked for the spooks.

ALEISTER CROWLEY, who with Ian Fleming and Roald Dahl, worked for the UK security services. Richard B. Spence writes in his 2008 book Secret Agent 666: Aleister Crowley, British Intelligence and the Occult that Crowley was most likely a lifelong agent for British Intelligence.

Who are C.’s heroes?

“Roald Dahl is typical of MI6,” relates C.

Gene Wilder’s 1971 portrayal of Roald Dahl’s master chocolatier Willy Wonka. (The Spellout.)

“Most of Dahl’s books,” says C “preach that sin and disobedience are desirable, and the Devil will lead us to enlightenment and freedom.”

(ROALD DAHL AND THE FOREST OF SIN)

I point out that in one of Dahl’s books, The Minpins, Little Billy follows the Devil’s advice to enter the Forest of Sin and is handsomely rewarded with a magical and life-changing adventure.

(ROALD DAHL AND THE FOREST OF SIN)

Theo Dahl, Lucy Dahl, Ophelia Dahl (www.oneforthetable.com/oftt/stories/trolling-…)

“Great chap,” comments C. “I am a fan of the Child Catcher in Ian Fleming’s Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. The Child Catcher was created by Roald Dahl, acting as the film’s screenwriter. The Childcatcher kidnaps and kills children. In Roald Dahl’s novel, The Witches, the witches are able to smell out children to murder them.”

“In Dahl’s The BFG”, continues C, “a 24-foot dirty old man creeps down the streets late at night, when all the grown-ups are asleep, peering in through little children’s windows.”

The BFG: a wonderful innocent fairy-story with no overtones of paedophilia

I point out that Marilyn Manson’s favorite authors include Anton LaVey, Aliester Crowley, and Roald Dahl.

As we leave the restaurant we pass an incoming group that includes Jonathan Pollard, James Savile and Yuri Geller.